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  • 1

i wanted Gina to finger her belly button. It's like a mini pussy.

  • 0

Extraordinary set. This is what I expect from ALS, but get much too infrequently. It's what you get when you hire a truly
professional porn model who knows what the hell she's doing.

  • 1

Lily looks good. If we're lucky, we'll see some pictures in 4 or 5 months. I'm still waiting for Dolly and Alaina.

  • 0

As she has already done work with you, why would Daniella be made to "audition" again. She should feel insulted.

  • 1

How could you forget Alaina? For that matter, why is there so often such a long lag between "previews" and seeing actual photo shoots. I typically go to the director's blog first because that's where the hot models are more likely to be. You've got pics of one of the cutest girls in porn and what we get on the home page is too often retreads of shoots done ten years ago, uninspired videos, and an overload of mostly unattractive models from Budapest. I don't get it.

  • 3

I like Franziska as much as you. But fear not. ALS has plenty of old material. We see evidence of that several times a week.

  • 0

Filler. When you don't have enough new product, you fill in the gaps with filler from 10+ years ago.

  • 0

What's the deal with Sharpies?

  • 1

Unlike 80% of the "new" material appearing here recently, this is what an ALS photo shoot is supposed to look like in my opinion. And you didn't have to dig into the archives to achieve it. Congrats and keep it up.

  • 2

All in favor of crotchless panties replacing the dreamcatcher, raise your hand.

  • 2

And I thought I was the only one who like to stick carrots up my ass.

  • 5

Cute girl. Looks like she would be fun to hang out with even if she weren't so cute.

  • 0

Cindy doesn't ring my bell. Gina accosting her with the contraption didn't help. Grade: C-

  • 0

I've noticed there are specific models who never do dreamcatcher sets. I assume this is because they refuse to. I also assume this decision certainly isn't because they're afraid of exposing their pussy - It's because they know the difference between erotic and rediculous.

  • 3

This is what ALS is supposed to be about. Best set in a long while.

Question: What is Scarlett's last name? I've tried to find shots of her elsewhere, but can't find any much.

  • 0

One of my favorite models currently at ALS. Everything was going well until whats-her-name showed up.

  • 3

What's the deal with candles in virtually every photo shoot?

  • 0

Corner of I-45 and Research Blvd. in The Woodlands, TX. You are correct about not being nude, but a titty flash at 2:30 in the morning isn't out of the question. It's an unusual Denny's as it has a lowly lit smoking section. Favorite hangout for strippers after they get off work and all the bars are closed.

  • 0

It would be still be unusual for an alt model covered in tatoos..... but for a girl with relatively few tats to decide to have "Fuck Me" on her pussy and "I Love Anal Sex" on her ass is over the top weird.

  • 0

I've had better looking girls serving me breakfast at Denny's.

  • 2

You obviously are a fan of bad make-up.

  • 0

My thoughts:

This model is "cute" at best. She doesn't look like what I expect a nude model to look like.

If it will expedite no more outdoor shots, I hope a blizzard comes in tomorrow.

If I never see a cucumber shoved up a pussy or a "dream catcher" scene again, I will be happy.

ALS has become the most predictable porno site on the web. Oher sites continue to get more, better new models on a regular basis with much better photographers. When you do get a new, attractive model, their sets tend to be the worst they've ever done. A great example is Dakota Skye.... a total waste of a really sexy nymph.. Your "masterbation movies" and "remastered" sets are nothing more than filler because you don't have enough new product. I don't know if that

  • 0

"excellent camera work"????

  • 0

Good looking model. Things were going really well until the contraption came out. There's a reason no other porn site in the world uses this thing.

  • 1

Too bad that in order to get a shoot this good, you have to dig into the archives.

  • 1

Not so much Rachel being disappointing as a matter of a totally uninspired photographer. Amateur hour, pure and simple. My worst nudes are much better than this and I don't even pretend to be a "professional".

  • 0

You are correct. On both points.

  • 3

Taylor was one of those pornstars who seemed to enjoy every aspect of being a "nasty" girl. I hope she's doing good and having fun in her retirement from the industry she served so well.

  • 6

Gotta agree with you regarding Silvie. What was she thinking? It has been my observation that women . particularly insecure ones, often want to have large tits more than men want them to. Generally, I prefer smaller tits although occassionally I'll see a good looking girl with a big rack and it works beautifully - but only when it's a result of nature and not a doctor's knife. Personally, I would never become involved with a woman with large fake tits.... I look at it as a "warning" sign.

  • 0

I can think of about a dozen or so just off the top of my head..... and, I like thin girls so it's not because I'm anti-skinny.

  • 1

Why hasn't ALS done anything with Misha Cross????

  • 1

It's uncommon, but some people (both men and women) look better with a shaved head than they do with hair. I think Daisy might be one of those uncommon people..... other than picture 07 which just looks like mange... not sure what that was about.

  • 1

Although I kinda like her, I've reached Gina overload. Cool it for a while, please. I like peanut butter, but not as a steady diet.

  • 0

Thank God. No cucumbers. No bananas. No dream catcher. One of the better photo spreads on ALS is a while.

  • 2

Personally, I'm hoping it's a solo shoot with Alaina.

  • 1

We live in a country where the large majority of people are overweight. So much so that many forget what a healthy young woman is supposed to look like.

  • 0

I saw an interview with Rachel and was impressed by her intelligence and self confidence. If it's true she retired from adult modeling so soon, it's not really that surprising. She came across as someone who liked to explore a lot of different paths before going on to the next adventure. As I recall, she even hinted this particular adventure might be short lived, saying that as she had always loved sex and wasn't at all shy, she would give it a shot and see how she liked it. I suspect she is mature beyond her years and young-girlish looks.

  • 4

Aubrey is the best model currently appearing at ALS by far. Best since Brea who will always be my favorite.

  • 2

I checked this girl out on free ones. I gotta tell you - she has neurotic slut stamped all over her. A lot of hard core scenes where she comes off looking like an abused rape victim. I find nothing sexy watching a girl throw up after being gaged with a huge boner and then crying about it. I enjoy seeing a model who acts like she's wanted to do this all her life and enjoys every minute of it, ala Rachel James. Plus her body is a little flabby for someone so young, certainly too much for an ALS model. Her hand picked Twitter photos don't tell the real story. In a couple of years, I suspect she'll be a waitress in a dive bar. I don't mean to sound harsh, just truthful. I also suspect she needs some pretty intense pyscological help.

Stay away from this nut case and try to get Alaina Kristar instead - she's a true porn star in the making. And, she looks like she enjoys her job.

  • 3

Great choice. Rachel is adorable.

  • 1

One of the best sets in quite a while. Very sexy woman who smokes.... my dream girl.

  • 2

I love Naveen's pussy lips but my grandmother wants to get the name of your interior decorator.... she's really into kitsch.

  • 0

How did Nella go that long without peeing?

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 0

Why do so few people post comments at ALS? I have multiple theories as to why that may be, but I'm not at all certain any of them are correct.

Most likely, no one will respond to this question. Which goes back to the original question.

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 2

A Brea without pee is like a day without sunshine.

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 2

This set should be a template for how your models should be photographed. It is the only set that I've liked in it's entirety in a long time (probably since the last time Aubrey appeared). I strongly susect that her sets are superior to others because of her input. I also suspect she has made it known to not get that f***ing dreamcatcher anywhere near her beautiful pussy.

Aubrey Star is destined to be one of the great porno stars of all time as much because of her style as her beauty.

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 1

Many models on "Suicide Girls" have artisticly selected tattoos that enhance their beauty and sexuality. But far too many nude models have tattoos where little if any thought was given to what they were trying to achieve. It's been my experience you can accurately judge a woman's general intelligence by the tattoos she chooses (the type of tattoo, not the amount). On that basis, I would guess Halle isn't the brightest bulb on the tree. But, she does have a great body and is better looking than a number of models having appeared here over the past year or so.

With that said, I say YES. Tatoos, in and of itself, shouldn't be the deciding factor for inclusion any more than IQ is.

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 1

38 consectutive pictures of the same model sticking the same vegetable in her pussy is about 34 too many.

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 0

What's with the recent fixation with Sharpie Pens?

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 3

Is Gina Gerson on some sort of retainer? Is it necessary she be in every photo set you do that involves more than one model?

  • Bozo
  • 12 months ago
  • 4

The ALS "treatment" has become boring and predictable. The photo sets have become much too long..... multiple
pictures that are way too similar and often totally unnecessary. I didn't even look at 90% of the pics because there's really no reason to do so.

Ten years ago, you guys were cutting edge, but that appears to be over. You guys need to re-think your approach because you're just doing the same thing over and over and over and over. BORING AND PREDICTABLE.

  • 3

I couldn't agree more. Inevitably, the pictures I most like are ones that don't involve the model stuffing unusual objects in her pussy. As soon as the dream catcher comes out, I fast forward.

I realize there is an overriding desire to do the "ALS treatment" but that shouldn't require dozens of pictures that basically look the same as the ten that came before and after.

On a positive note - what a nice body Tali has.

  • 0

Maci would be better suited for ALS Scan regardless of tit size.

  • 3

I'm a big Aubrey fan. It makes be a bigger fan when I see her reluctance, through multiple sets, to not get near the dreaded "dream-catcher". And, I strongly suspect it was she who refused to not have that rediculous thing strapped to her pussy,

  • 0

I know what you mean about just being natural. Most of the women I know never pass up an opportunity to stick a speculum in their pussy.

  • 6

The first time ALS ever used the dreamcatcher in a photoset, it wasn't particularly erotic or sexy but it was at least "different". At this stage, it's just juvenile.

  • 6

I realize I may be in the minority on this point, but I'm sick of the "dreamcatcher". As soon as it comes out, I go to something else. It's day has come and gone. It's not sexy. It's not provocative. It's just goofy.

  • 0

I can't get a sense from the sample pictures if it's worth it or not, but having dreads shouldn't even enter into the equation. She's either hot or she's not. If she's not hot with dreads, she won't be hot without them.

  • 1

Brick Danger?? Really?? Firesign Theater should sue for copyright infringement.

  • 0

An absolute turn-off. Instead of re-mastering these photos, you should have burned them.

  • -4

WTF???

  • 6

Gotta agree with you regarding Silvie. What was she thinking? It has been my observation that women . particularly insecure ones, often want to have large tits more than men want them to. Generally, I prefer smaller tits although occassionally I'll see a good looking girl with a big rack and it works beautifully - but only when it's a result of nature and not a doctor's knife. Personally, I would never become involved with a woman with large fake tits.... I look at it as a "warning" sign.

  • 6

The first time ALS ever used the dreamcatcher in a photoset, it wasn't particularly erotic or sexy but it was at least "different". At this stage, it's just juvenile.

  • 6

I realize I may be in the minority on this point, but I'm sick of the "dreamcatcher". As soon as it comes out, I go to something else. It's day has come and gone. It's not sexy. It's not provocative. It's just goofy.

  • 5

Cute girl. Looks like she would be fun to hang out with even if she weren't so cute.

  • 4

Aubrey is the best model currently appearing at ALS by far. Best since Brea who will always be my favorite.

  • Bozo
  • 12 months ago
  • 4

The ALS "treatment" has become boring and predictable. The photo sets have become much too long..... multiple
pictures that are way too similar and often totally unnecessary. I didn't even look at 90% of the pics because there's really no reason to do so.

Ten years ago, you guys were cutting edge, but that appears to be over. You guys need to re-think your approach because you're just doing the same thing over and over and over and over. BORING AND PREDICTABLE.

  • 3

I like Franziska as much as you. But fear not. ALS has plenty of old material. We see evidence of that several times a week.

  • 3

This is what ALS is supposed to be about. Best set in a long while.

Question: What is Scarlett's last name? I've tried to find shots of her elsewhere, but can't find any much.

  • 3

What's the deal with candles in virtually every photo shoot?

  • 3

Taylor was one of those pornstars who seemed to enjoy every aspect of being a "nasty" girl. I hope she's doing good and having fun in her retirement from the industry she served so well.

  • 3

Great choice. Rachel is adorable.

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 3

Is Gina Gerson on some sort of retainer? Is it necessary she be in every photo set you do that involves more than one model?

  • 3

I couldn't agree more. Inevitably, the pictures I most like are ones that don't involve the model stuffing unusual objects in her pussy. As soon as the dream catcher comes out, I fast forward.

I realize there is an overriding desire to do the "ALS treatment" but that shouldn't require dozens of pictures that basically look the same as the ten that came before and after.

On a positive note - what a nice body Tali has.

  • 3

I'm a big Aubrey fan. It makes be a bigger fan when I see her reluctance, through multiple sets, to not get near the dreaded "dream-catcher". And, I strongly suspect it was she who refused to not have that rediculous thing strapped to her pussy,

  • 2

All in favor of crotchless panties replacing the dreamcatcher, raise your hand.

  • 2

And I thought I was the only one who like to stick carrots up my ass.

  • 2

You obviously are a fan of bad make-up.

  • 2

Personally, I'm hoping it's a solo shoot with Alaina.

  • 2

I checked this girl out on free ones. I gotta tell you - she has neurotic slut stamped all over her. A lot of hard core scenes where she comes off looking like an abused rape victim. I find nothing sexy watching a girl throw up after being gaged with a huge boner and then crying about it. I enjoy seeing a model who acts like she's wanted to do this all her life and enjoys every minute of it, ala Rachel James. Plus her body is a little flabby for someone so young, certainly too much for an ALS model. Her hand picked Twitter photos don't tell the real story. In a couple of years, I suspect she'll be a waitress in a dive bar. I don't mean to sound harsh, just truthful. I also suspect she needs some pretty intense pyscological help.

Stay away from this nut case and try to get Alaina Kristar instead - she's a true porn star in the making. And, she looks like she enjoys her job.

  • 2

I love Naveen's pussy lips but my grandmother wants to get the name of your interior decorator.... she's really into kitsch.

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 2

A Brea without pee is like a day without sunshine.

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 2

This set should be a template for how your models should be photographed. It is the only set that I've liked in it's entirety in a long time (probably since the last time Aubrey appeared). I strongly susect that her sets are superior to others because of her input. I also suspect she has made it known to not get that f***ing dreamcatcher anywhere near her beautiful pussy.

Aubrey Star is destined to be one of the great porno stars of all time as much because of her style as her beauty.

  • 1

i wanted Gina to finger her belly button. It's like a mini pussy.

  • 1

Lily looks good. If we're lucky, we'll see some pictures in 4 or 5 months. I'm still waiting for Dolly and Alaina.

  • 1

How could you forget Alaina? For that matter, why is there so often such a long lag between "previews" and seeing actual photo shoots. I typically go to the director's blog first because that's where the hot models are more likely to be. You've got pics of one of the cutest girls in porn and what we get on the home page is too often retreads of shoots done ten years ago, uninspired videos, and an overload of mostly unattractive models from Budapest. I don't get it.

  • 1

Unlike 80% of the "new" material appearing here recently, this is what an ALS photo shoot is supposed to look like in my opinion. And you didn't have to dig into the archives to achieve it. Congrats and keep it up.

  • 1

Too bad that in order to get a shoot this good, you have to dig into the archives.

  • 1

Not so much Rachel being disappointing as a matter of a totally uninspired photographer. Amateur hour, pure and simple. My worst nudes are much better than this and I don't even pretend to be a "professional".

  • 1

Why hasn't ALS done anything with Misha Cross????

  • 1

It's uncommon, but some people (both men and women) look better with a shaved head than they do with hair. I think Daisy might be one of those uncommon people..... other than picture 07 which just looks like mange... not sure what that was about.

  • 1

Although I kinda like her, I've reached Gina overload. Cool it for a while, please. I like peanut butter, but not as a steady diet.

  • 1

We live in a country where the large majority of people are overweight. So much so that many forget what a healthy young woman is supposed to look like.

  • 1

One of the best sets in quite a while. Very sexy woman who smokes.... my dream girl.

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 1

Many models on "Suicide Girls" have artisticly selected tattoos that enhance their beauty and sexuality. But far too many nude models have tattoos where little if any thought was given to what they were trying to achieve. It's been my experience you can accurately judge a woman's general intelligence by the tattoos she chooses (the type of tattoo, not the amount). On that basis, I would guess Halle isn't the brightest bulb on the tree. But, she does have a great body and is better looking than a number of models having appeared here over the past year or so.

With that said, I say YES. Tatoos, in and of itself, shouldn't be the deciding factor for inclusion any more than IQ is.

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 1

38 consectutive pictures of the same model sticking the same vegetable in her pussy is about 34 too many.

  • 1

Brick Danger?? Really?? Firesign Theater should sue for copyright infringement.

  • 0

Extraordinary set. This is what I expect from ALS, but get much too infrequently. It's what you get when you hire a truly
professional porn model who knows what the hell she's doing.

  • 0

As she has already done work with you, why would Daniella be made to "audition" again. She should feel insulted.

  • 0

Filler. When you don't have enough new product, you fill in the gaps with filler from 10+ years ago.

  • 0

What's the deal with Sharpies?

  • 0

Cindy doesn't ring my bell. Gina accosting her with the contraption didn't help. Grade: C-

  • 0

I've noticed there are specific models who never do dreamcatcher sets. I assume this is because they refuse to. I also assume this decision certainly isn't because they're afraid of exposing their pussy - It's because they know the difference between erotic and rediculous.

  • 0

One of my favorite models currently at ALS. Everything was going well until whats-her-name showed up.

  • 0

Corner of I-45 and Research Blvd. in The Woodlands, TX. You are correct about not being nude, but a titty flash at 2:30 in the morning isn't out of the question. It's an unusual Denny's as it has a lowly lit smoking section. Favorite hangout for strippers after they get off work and all the bars are closed.

  • 0

It would be still be unusual for an alt model covered in tatoos..... but for a girl with relatively few tats to decide to have "Fuck Me" on her pussy and "I Love Anal Sex" on her ass is over the top weird.

  • 0

I've had better looking girls serving me breakfast at Denny's.

  • 0

My thoughts:

This model is "cute" at best. She doesn't look like what I expect a nude model to look like.

If it will expedite no more outdoor shots, I hope a blizzard comes in tomorrow.

If I never see a cucumber shoved up a pussy or a "dream catcher" scene again, I will be happy.

ALS has become the most predictable porno site on the web. Oher sites continue to get more, better new models on a regular basis with much better photographers. When you do get a new, attractive model, their sets tend to be the worst they've ever done. A great example is Dakota Skye.... a total waste of a really sexy nymph.. Your "masterbation movies" and "remastered" sets are nothing more than filler because you don't have enough new product. I don't know if that

  • 0

"excellent camera work"????

  • 0

Good looking model. Things were going really well until the contraption came out. There's a reason no other porn site in the world uses this thing.

  • 0

You are correct. On both points.

  • 0

I can think of about a dozen or so just off the top of my head..... and, I like thin girls so it's not because I'm anti-skinny.

  • 0

Thank God. No cucumbers. No bananas. No dream catcher. One of the better photo spreads on ALS is a while.

  • 0

I saw an interview with Rachel and was impressed by her intelligence and self confidence. If it's true she retired from adult modeling so soon, it's not really that surprising. She came across as someone who liked to explore a lot of different paths before going on to the next adventure. As I recall, she even hinted this particular adventure might be short lived, saying that as she had always loved sex and wasn't at all shy, she would give it a shot and see how she liked it. I suspect she is mature beyond her years and young-girlish looks.

  • 0

How did Nella go that long without peeing?

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 0

Why do so few people post comments at ALS? I have multiple theories as to why that may be, but I'm not at all certain any of them are correct.

Most likely, no one will respond to this question. Which goes back to the original question.

  • Bozo
  • 11 months ago
  • 0

What's with the recent fixation with Sharpie Pens?

  • 0

Maci would be better suited for ALS Scan regardless of tit size.

  • 0

I know what you mean about just being natural. Most of the women I know never pass up an opportunity to stick a speculum in their pussy.

  • 0

I can't get a sense from the sample pictures if it's worth it or not, but having dreads shouldn't even enter into the equation. She's either hot or she's not. If she's not hot with dreads, she won't be hot without them.

  • 0

An absolute turn-off. Instead of re-mastering these photos, you should have burned them.

  • -4

WTF???

  • 1

Hm, I think the queue is a little bit to long at the moment from shot to preview to publish.

  • 3

Not at all, we require all models to be casted again if they want to work with us again. A year is a long time and I've seen many models gain or lose a lot of weight in that time, not to mention get tattoos, change hair color, etc.

  • 3

Oh Sharpies are a classic ALS pussy spreading toy. Some girls get really competitive and stuff an impressive number of markers. Would have been cool if Gia was up for a few more, but that's how it goes sometimes. She's a trooper for trying.

  • 7

Not that, please. Some of us like both crotchless panties and the dreamcatcher.

  • 7

While every model has the right to refuse a toy they are uncomfortable with, no model has ever explicitly refused to try the Dreamcatcher. In fact, our models have always found it to be one of our most amusing toys. Even if they did not find it erotic themselves, they are professionals that respect the widely varied tastes of their fans and always aim to please.

Since the Dreamcatcher is one of the more recent toys dreamed up by ALS over the years, chances are any model you have not seen use it was most likely shot before its inception or has not yet had their Dreamcatcher scene released.

  • 2

Thanks.

She has also gone by the stage names 'Scarlett Fever' and 'Scarlett Dunne'.

  • 0

Yeah, this really hurts, since the girl is absolutely nice. but the tattoos destroy everything.
She must have been totally drunk or in jail when she did this...
Sorry, this is for me a clear "no thanks"...

  • 0

But I would assume they were not nude, serving with spread legs?
Otherwise: Would you please send me the address of that specific Denny's ? ;)

  • 0

https://twitter.com/TheDaisyHaze/status/616066795800281088

  • 0

Aubrye reminds me of Brea for sure

  • Zip2
  • 11 months ago
  • 4

Not for me, there's great variety in the length of veggie inserted, different camera angles and facial expressions from Tali. You could always skip a page but i love every single veggie insertion shot on ALS.

  • Zip2
  • 12 months ago
  • 8

I can't believe people stay members of a site they find "boring and predictable". Its not as if there aren't any alternatives

I think ALS is better than ever. The quality of the images is awesome and there's a never ending supply of beautiful and varied models being photographed in ALs's totally unique style.

  • 0

We would love to hear your new ideas and suggestions on how we can make our site even better: alexdelarge@alsscan.com

  • 7

I strongly disagree and suppose most of the members do.

  • 5

Disagree - it's a classic ALS set from early days, and as such surely appreciated by long time members.

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