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THIS IS PERHAPS THE SEXIEST WIDE TRACK GIRL U GUYS HAVE EVER HAD ON HERE ~ THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HER THAT BRINGS ABOUT TWITCHES IN MY BRITCHES ~ ANYWAY, WELL DONE !

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I wanted to see the pee scene after... ) :

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Sorry, we felt that the peeing scene that took place after this set better matched up with her kitchen photoset as a release (including the bts photoshoot video). Plus, we knew we had her peeing in her Foxtail set :).

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OK, thank you for the clarification... I am anxiously awaiting that video. ( :
Can't help myself, she's so darn cute and sexy!

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When is that coming out?

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15 October 2014

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Thanks

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Yeah that was the only thing I was really hoping for also :-(

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Yeah, what’s with all the perpetual cyber blue-balling anyway?!! They get us all buttered up like that and then, “Meh. See ya.” You know that hurts more than the real thing! Well, this time I decided I’d had enough. Instead of disgorging a bunch of gratuitous and ineffective babble, my plan was to hotfoot it down a more tangible path and actually do something about it. Turns out, with a little simple research, one can easily slide a few tricks up one’s sleeve that will turn the tables of persuasion in his or her direction. Yeah, that searing little book worm of theirs can’t think for a moment that she has the ability to corner the market on discovery. She’s not the only one capable of experiencing the occasional half-naked literary mind-fuck just by flipping through a few pages (well, I sort of only used the internet because I understand most studies have proven it to be far more effective).

That being said, I’m excited to announce with the expectation of achieving a full consensus, that it’s high-time for a follow up photo shoot of our shining new bibliophile! Yes, that’s right, only this time with her carefully chosen assistant, Chloe Foster to tag along. And if everything goes as planned, this other blonde mini-bombshell will be eagerly clutching a steadfast Dixie cup ready to answer that every last ureal beck and call. At least… that's what I'm hoping will happen after I light the ceremonial candles and commence with the carefully chosen combination of cryptic chanting.

At this point, I realize the naysayers are about to go ape-shit over my trust in this apparent high jinks, but let me assure you I’ve done my homework. And to prove it, after I briefly considered perusing that section covering the incorporation of some sort of live animal in the ceremony, I instinctively halted. I recognized when my inquiry into the ways of the mystics had come to an abrupt end. I’ve just had too many close brushes over the course of my life, I’ve learned my lessons and I like to think that I’ve grown from them. After foolishly taking for granted the overrated calm predictability of various forms of domestic fauna, it’s probably best I didn’t take any more chances. You just wouldn’t believe things could go so wrong, so easily. Besides, I just don’t think I could successfully backpedal out of any more far-fetched, but totally legitimate accident scenarios.

And on a somewhat unrelated note, does anyone have the number to a decent proctologist? I can’t get mine to answer his phone. Looking back at my last visit, I seem to remember it not going so well, but to never respond like that?

“This will be the fifth time in… three months? And this is in addition to your weekly self-prescribed colonoscopies. Mr. Wretched, I’m afraid this sort of thing is becoming more than a habit- Wait!! Is that?! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE, NOW!!” As I painfully hobbled down the hallway, I was shocked at the unprofessional way he continued after me, lobbing expletive after heart wrenching expletive. I mean, for him to speak to me that way! I’m just trying to live a health conscious life and I get this?! I felt confused… betrayed. And on top of everything else that day, do you have any idea how hard it is to hail a taxi with chicken feathers flying out of every loose seam in your pants? I thought I’d never fucking get home!

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OMG Dude (or Dudette, in today's world it really doesn't pay to make assumptions such as this) you totally made my night with your reply, thanks. But you're going to have to answer to my roommate's wrath after waking her from her due slumber with my peals of laughter (more like shrieks, but we won't go into that).
Somehow I glean from your narrative that you're not 100% onboard with the urination idea. OK, you don't like it at all. But that's OK, it takes more than one stroke to turn the world, or something like that, as my dear departed grandfather used to say... or something like that. LOL
Keep the stories coming, while I have always been amused by this site, your comments have now become the most amusing aspect. ( :

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…Mmm, I don’t know. I gotta tell you, I’m starting to get a little paranoid about this whole business. And this “Admin” person, whoever he or she is? I read the post, with all that “Hey, come on, relax. It’s all good. We just wanna have a little fun…” (I believe that’s accurate) Let me tell you, as much as I hate to admit it I’ve fallen for that little “reassuring” ditty before. In fact, if I had a nickel for every one of my restraining orders that resulted from somebody initially saying that to me…? It would easily add up to like, twenty seven cents. I’ve discovered people don’t generally have the same understanding of “fun” as I do.

Anyway, I’m planning on dropping off the grid for a while by sending them an uncharacteristically cheesy reply to one of their responses about the whole “pee” thing that I hope you don’t take offense to. I made it as sappy as I could with the hopes of flipping this shit and lulling them to sleep instead of the other way around. After that, maybe I’ll still be able to look at some decent pussy without popping up on their radar, but I don’t know. My gut tells me that they’ve been stalling for time so their lawyers can prepare their litigation.

At any rate, just know that I’ve always had a tremendous respect for your refusal to judge me for my unique and sometimes confusing sexuality. Thanks for all the support and reassurance. And please give your roommate a passionate hug-, er, “compassionate” hug for me… tell her I’m so, so sorry. For everything. (just don’t wake her up to do it)

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Ha ha ha! OK, will do. ( :

I can't wait to see your cheesy reply. I'm sure it will be tremendously entertaining.

I'm hoping that if you really do slip under the radar, you just won't be able to restrain yourself from allowing your personality to come out and play again, in the near future. I wouldn't be overly concerned about "Admin," who seems to be a decent sort to me. But you gotta play it how you gotta play it. ( :

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It gives itself a name or else it gets the hose again. -Admin

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Damn my lack of thorough cognizance! 12 months and I am only now aware of your post. Presupposed conjecture of the associated discourtesy notwithstanding I suppose it is safe to assume that I can now at long last consider myself fortunate to have made your befitting acquaintance. At the risk of appearing idiosyncratic, things seem better with the world now that there is a less formal moniker affixed to a particular rejoinder despite both its apparently oblique transmittal and haphazard chronology. I commend the clever nature of your context, by the way.

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12 months and you don't even call or write though... who fell for whom's little ditty?

Luckily, 12 months and a little professional help is about what it takes to work through the feels of being seduced away from the comforting, motherly embrace of anonymity only to be used up in a cheap one comment stand.

Nice to see you back ;)

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Oh, make no mistake. I concede the rudeness to which I refer was entirely mine. It’s just that my therapist said I needed to find a more constructive outlet, something less disconcerting. In her opinion, spending my nights concocting this demented two-dimensional labyrinth of secular absurdity only served to draw me further and further beyond the confines of reality. So reluctantly I took her advice and did what I suppose any rational human being does in these situations. I immediately got religion and set about finding God. Details forthcoming.

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HA!
Ha ha ha ha!!!

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